tell me not of heartbreak
it plagues my soul, it plagues my soul

my-strengthcomesfromyou:

Selfie of me in my sloth shirt from one of the best girls ever.

I’m so glad you like it. Love you!

broken-the-paradigm:

Ladies and Gentlemen, the greatest video on YouTube. 

Ellen. This. This is Big Booty Bitches. Watch. Enjoy.

my-strengthcomesfromyou:

kukupyon:

The real holiday is the day after Valentine’s when candy goes on a huge sale

so true.

Amen

nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

velvet-timber:

fuckyeahragetoons:

every night as a kid

Still

im lying on the cold hard ground

"I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery—air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, “This is what it is to be happy."
- Sylvia Plath (via seabois)

my-strengthcomesfromyou:

seriously, can I just drop out of school, move to Tennessee, marry Lawson Bates, have many children, and live happily ever after? 

NO YOU CANNOT, ELLEN. HOW DARE YOU.

hotforphysics:

How to lure girl to your home

• oreos

How to keep girl in home

• more oreos