tell me not of heartbreak
it plagues my soul, it plagues my soul
Selfie of me in my sloth shirt from one of the best girls ever.
I’m so glad you like it. Love you!
Ladies and Gentlemen, the greatest video on YouTube.
Ellen. This. This is Big Booty Bitches. Watch. Enjoy.
The real holiday is the day after Valentine’s when candy goes on a huge sale
We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
im lying on the cold hard ground
seriously, can I just drop out of school, move to Tennessee, marry Lawson Bates, have many children, and live happily ever after?
NO YOU CANNOT, ELLEN. HOW DARE YOU.
How to lure girl to your home
How to keep girl in home
- more oreos